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Launch Week

The wall you can't buy.Only show up for.

Repost the launch post, sign in with X, and a number is yours. Number 001 went to whoever was first. Nobody can buy it off them.

Two things live on this wall. Launch Crew is free: your crew number is the order you arrived in and it never changes, while your rank moves all week depending on who you bring and what you say. Founding 100 is the gold zone above it, one seat per client, and the only way in is to hire the agent.

Launch Week starts with the launch post.

Claim your number See the wall

Sign-in asks for read access only. No posting scope is ever requested, and nothing is ever posted from your account.

Founding 100 0/100 taken

100 seats left at the founding price of $19.99/month. After seat 100 the price is $99/month and the gold zone closes for good.

Top of the wall 0
  1. 1st Open until the first claim 0

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What is actually being sold

First Hire is one AI agent that works for your business and answers to you on Telegram. It replies to new leads in under a minute instead of the next working day, drafts quotes from your own price list, researches prospects you point it at, and takes instructions in plain language. It runs on your own AI key with a hard spend limit you set, so the running cost is visible to you and capped by you. The founding price is $19.99 a month for the first 100 seats, then $99. You can cancel in one click, and a refund request is honoured on the spot, no questions asked.

Take a founding seat

Every number and claim on the offer page carries its source. The wall is free recognition; the product is the subscription. They are not the same thing and we never trade one for the other.

How a number gets earned

  1. Repost or quote the launch post on X.
  2. Sign in here with X. Read access only.
  3. Paste the link to the thing you built. One per account.
  4. Your number is issued the moment the repost is verified, and the wall writes a one-line card about your link plus a private teardown only you can read.

Rank moves on referrals, quote posts with your own words, substantive replies, and following the account. Likes do nothing. The full list, including how to be removed, is on the wall rules page.

Your number is forever. Your rank is what you make it. At the end of Launch Week the ranks freeze and the page becomes Class of 2026.